Tyra Banks a.k.a. Beelzebub.
To think that in NY city there are thousands of interns groveling, fetching coffee, and shining shoes just for the chance to get an article up on a mag's website...and here comes Tyra "I'm So Hood" Banks with America's Next Top Assistant Editor!?!?!! Does she even read pamphlets, talk less of magazines?? This woman will not stop desecrating anything, what next?? America's Next Top...NUN?? (we we're gonna go with shepherd, but i'm not sure if those exist in the states anymore)

GET EM'

Pictures of the last soiree available @ VILLAGESLUM.COM

SHOUT OUT TO MEL D. COLE!!!

huh?

Le Roi Heenok: Cocaino Rap Musique

The points are the following:

A. This dude is from Quebec.

B. He said he's infamous in queens.(ask a friend for a word for word translation)

C. That is canadian money stacked around his waist.

D. We don't even know what else to say.

Check It: Beyond Belief

We first saw Beyond Belief perform at the Bowery Poetry Club when he was still in high school; it was a trip knowing the guy singing the fierce and witty rhymes in front of us was still living life by the sound of the dismissal bell. All that shit's no longer an issue, and as he's grown, his style and talent has, too. He raps over intros to Who songs, over Queen's "Under Pressure" and beat boxing. BOB's got a fast, breathless delivery to match the strength of his words, and he's better live than he is on CD (or mp3), which is rare. He just shot a video for "Don't Touch" in his hometown of Rockaway, Queens, and is continuing to work with producer Kwame on his album and mix tapes.

In the studio :


Check it: Myspace
Vox Page

PARTY LIKE A MOTHERF***ING ROCKSTAR!!!

CASSIANO (N.O.S.S.A)

LET'S GO TO WAR (LAST GANG)

MELO-X

AT BOUCAROU LOUNGE 1/23/08

ITS GOING TO BE INSSSSAAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!!!

Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Mr. Jobs is back at it! At yesterday's Macworld 2008 conference, Steve revealed (drum roll please) the world's thinnest and lightest notebook ever: The Macbook Air. To demonstrate is compactness Jobs whipped the gadget out of one those interoffice mail envelopes, making the audience scream like wild banshees, who just found out they were at a tapping of Oprah's favorite things. The Macbook Air is pretty affordable at $1700, however if you want to do things like burn dvds, connect to wired internet, or have more than one USB port it'll cost you dearly. The battery is also not user-replaceable, and we all know how Macintosh has a knack for creating batteries, that die within a week. So weighing in at a meager 3 pounds, the Macbook Air, has the potential to be one of the best sold notebooks of the year, oh that's right we thought the same thing about the IPhone...

Vintage Video of the Week

Chuck Berry- Johnny B. Goode

Blah Blah Blah so we've been slacking, try putting on the party of the month, and having your blog updated at the same time. Half of you can't even eat and watch TV simultaneously...Ok we take that back, we love you guys. Come out Jan. 23rd to Boucarou!!!!

WE DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!

The first time was insane, but this time, we can't even call what the hell might happen. All we can assure you is that not coming would be a LOOSSS. So be there bitches!!

TV

You know No1sDoneItRight loves quality, whether it be in music or television. And with that you know we love The Wire, HBO's B-more-based drama that always seems to hit the right notes and be more realistic than anything else we watch on our screen. As of late we've been re-watching Season 4 when we catch it, since the On-Demand channel is extra and we already pay too much for cable.

A few days ago, while anxiously anticipating the 5th and final season, we clicked over to channel 200, just to see what the On-Demand offered if, you know, we ever decided to man up and buy it. But for whatever reason, the manning-up wasn't necessary; we had it, all of it, the movies and the shows and the SEASON PREMIER OF THE WIRE 5 DAYS BEFORE IT CAME OUT, all for free. So that explains the typing of this blog when we woulda been watching it all unfold on TV.

We've been waiting for this since we saw Randy's Super Sweet 16 back in September; what'll the corner boys say when they see this?

feel good while wasting time at work

Instead of checking out another gossip blog (that's basically just rehashing the same ol' story as all the others) while pretending to work, head over to www.freerice.com. This site, which has been up since October, donates 20 grains of rice to the less fortunate for every vocabulary word you get correctly. The words range from easy (stylish) to really fucking hard (had no idea that 'sputum' meant 'phlegm'--gross) and you get to fill your brain while knowing you're helping to fill someone's stomach.


No1sDoneItRight's free-rice record: 1500 grains of rice. And that was back when the rate was 10 grains a word.


Can you do better?