We dig it...

Cool Kids-Black Mags

If we ride bikes, rock doorknockers, and an asymmetrical haircut, does that mean we can be part of the cool squad?

alright rockstar!

Who knew one day rap artists would be making trailers for their unreleased videos. I personally want to shout out our homeboy Elias, we see you kid...literally.

Blue Magic Trailer

Check it before the man deletes it, that means...IMMEDIATELY!

Hi Mr. O'Reilly!

Billy Droppin' that Naledge

Its good to know that deep down underneath all that melanin black people still have a shot a success, because once you get past that dark skin, you get to realize they are just like regular white folk...Everything's finally falling into place.

JUST SAY NO

There's a reason Guru is being given away for free. You call it an all natural non-carbonated energy drink?? We call it ARSENIC!

But by all means try one of these beverages being served up by satan's minions.

Side effects may include excessive sweating, loss of consciousness, muscule deterioration, heart palpitations, minor stroke...etc

Wait, wait, wait...WHAT?

We'll just let you guys marinate in this one...

Police: 'Hungry' Man Rips Off Duck's Head

ARRGHFF?? (the sound of total confusion)

We're not too sure how we feel about this comeback...

It ain't over till the fat lady spits!

Here are some rules for your next album Queenie:

Must have a song featuring Jimmy Fallon.

Must not have any songs featuring Eugene Levy.

No track can sound anything like Bananas (one time was enough)

Must remake either Ladies First or U.N.I.T.Y adding 2007 to the title, making it download friendly.

Must release a double disc being one part Rap other part Jazz disaster previously released, in order to clear obscure storage facility, and enable regifting (cd can serve as a coaster, frisbee, or chew toy)

Vintage Video of the Week

MICHAEL JACKSON- SPEED DEMON

Can we paly this song more, during the 80s/90s block at the various "hotspots"...Poison's been played out. THANKS!

A treat for the Myspace fiends

Like office productivity hasn't suffered enough...Something tells me that this move may be problematic for human existence:

MySpace launches ad-supported mobile Internet service

Dear IPHONE: PARTING WAS SUCH SWEET SORROW

Last week: wanted it...
Last night: found it...
Two hours ago: gave it back to an ungrateful broad, and what a dumb decision that was.

Moral? Doing the right thing doesn't always payback!

The Darjeeling Limited

Despite coming in with a slow start (proven by old lady no.1 shamelessly snoring/growling during the opening), Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited restores my faith in the director since the Squid and the Wale. Wilson, Brody, and Schwartzman give exceptional performances as the Whitman Doucebag brothers (but how hard was that?) The film is a humorous and touching contribution from Anderson. So check it this fall, or don't. What do we care.

it's not TV, after all

HBO's newest is the "raw, edgy" Tell Me That You Love Me, a show about three couples who find themselves seeking out the help of the same therapist. I feel a better name for this show would have been Tell Me That You Wanna Fuck Me, due to the extreme nature of the first episode I watched. I'm no prude, I just didn't expect such bare-ass action right after Larry David.

But beyond the sex, and the talking about sex, and the dissecting of the sex, there is something compelling about the show. While others may disagree, I'm all in favor of rich people problems as entertainment. I enjoy watching upper-middle class folk complain, and if that's what you're into--complex interactions between complex people, long, painful steps for human beings to find their way back to one another--then tune in this Sunday to watch. And if that isn't your thing, well, just watch for the sex.

WTF?!?

Is it wrong that we find humor in this?

Georgia Man Dies After Armless Man Headbutts Him During Fight

apologies to the easily offended.

Brand New Jazzy

As we requested Jazzy Jeff's myspace friendship a couple of years ago for shits and giggles, we woulda never thunk he had this little jewel up his sleeve. Get some!

and another one...

Really OJ? Armed robberry was a good idea? Let's see this crime star get out of this pickle sans Cochran (RIP).

christenin'

Let's start the show!

no blog manifesto yet.

enjoy.