Vintage Video of the Week

No one asked what you think, this is classic. Now stroke it!

Hit me baby one more time!

Just when you thought the Spears family reputation couldn't get any worse, Jaime Lynn comes in to save the day. The 16-year-old Nickalodeon star announced her pregnancy yesterday. We hate to jump on the bandwagon with this piece of info, but the news left us all kinds of confused, and we felt the need to ask a few questions.

Was Jamie trying to steal the attention from Britney "tabloid slut" Spears?

Is there a lack of contraception in the Wonderful World of Spears, and can how can we stop the family from reproducing?

Why didn't Mama Spears pull a Papa Knowles, and force the sucker into marrying Jamie and THEN act surprise when the pregnancy was announced?

Who is the new lucky fellow who will be collecting a child support check?

K-fed, any comments?

Is it wrong that we want to quit our jobs, turn paparazzo and stalk Jamie?

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

You'd think something like this would be the highlight of a mall Santa's day...

Tudo Legal...

Viva Baile Funk y hippy hoppy. Muito calorrr!
DJ Sujinho- Solta O Suji (Direct Link).

Mazel Tov!

You might say that the Soulja Boy parodies are over done, but this was one makes the cut. So enjoy!

S-N-Double-O-P D-O Double Gizzy

Online Videos by Veoh.com

Man, if there was ever a bad idea, in the world of buffonery, documenting Snoop's take on fatherhood, without a doubt takes the cake. So, whoever the Wiz behind E! is must have dropped some e (pun intended) before deciding to film the first season of Fatherhood. The reality acting sucks, the kids aren't funny nor are they cute, and Snoop's hilarity is in short sporadic doses, not enough for a half hour show. When a foot has gangrene, you amputate it. Shall I clarify? Kill the show, you don't want the network to go down, because of a small act of idiocity, or making a decision after hitting chron with Dogg. If you're not convinced watch the pilot, then holler at me.

Tis the season...

Its the motherf*ing holidays people, show some god damn restraint!

Thief Targets Boy Scout

ME I WANT A HOOOOOOLLLAAHHOOOPPPPP!!!

In the days of 3D animation, and anime, we must look bad teary eyed and reminisce on the 2D cartoons of yesteryear. With the push of the new and not necessarily improved Chipmunks movie, we had to remind you of what they were like in the 80s: Alvin was the cool kid and didn't appear rabid, and the Chippettes were so F*ing fly. Exhibit A above, is a look back at the good old days, when the chipmunks made some damn good music (remember the movie where they had to find all the dolls with the diamonds...CLASSIC.) Don't front like you don't have one of their songs in your Ipod.

God rest his soul...

Its another sad day in the world of hip-hop, as UGK says goodbye to one half of the duo. The legendary Pimp C was found dead in his L.A. hotel room, early this morning, before he got his real chance to shine. Rest in peace playa...

The Wiz: Reloaded

The much hyped Wizard of Oz remake finally made its way to the boobtube last night featuring creepy ass flying monkeys, along with creepy but lovable Deschanel, portraying a post-modern Dorothy a.k.a DG. The series manages to suck you in, despite the pitiful performances, and the obvious CG effects. The forces behind the projects clearly didn't think the original plot was thick enough, with their added family secret drama, and DG's undiscovered superpowers that go beyond glittery mary janes. It may all seem a bit absurd, but we can't wait to see what happens next. We're currently taking bets on who's ass is getting beat down, in the inevitable kung fu style show down between the DG and the witch (who also happens to be DG's power hungry bitch of a sister.) Have no fear if you missed the first episode, as Sci-fi will not fail to rerun the episode all through tonight, and into a little bit of tomorrow morning. By the way where the fuck did Toto go?

We dig it...

This bitch is WILD, but we can't stop staring at the screen, its got to be that gold body suit.

Some more...

Wipe me down!!!!!!!!

Last night was the shit!!

Click here for more images!

2 more days...

If you ain't coming you ain't SSHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!

REEMMIIIXXXXXX!!

I don't even know...

Where did that little black dress go?

That's crazy! After rumaging through Steve and Barry's for cheap fly threads, I'm still waiting to find whatsherface's dress that was supposedly supposed to be sold in SJP's fall/winter line. Once again reality TV outdoes itself in serving its audience bullshit.

Foiled! This post was put up a little prematurely, however I'm gonna go with SJP read this and this put the dress out! N1DIR...evoking change one celeb at a time! Holla!

Vintage Video of the Week

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

So we know we've been posting meagerly, but its only because we've been slaving trying to get our first party started RIGHT. However, while watching MTV in a haze, we stumbled across this archive, and could not resist the urge to remind you of the glory days of Bball. Times when the public allowed big Shaq to drop tracks like this, without eventually setting him ablaze at the stake. Enjoy!

If you think your man is cheatin', all you gotta say is ...

SMELL YO DICK!

Vintage Video of the Week

David Bowie-Let's Dance

Can't get visual effects like these anymore.

PARTY PEOPLE ...

RSVP Here!

Obama on SNL

Well played, Barack!

Say it isn't so...

Macs and porn don't mix. So let's save that for the mediocre pc users, sorry guys.

New Apple Trojan Means Mac Hunting Season Is Open

Because music ain't music no more...

My man...

Run! Don't walk, and reserve your tix to one of the most anticipated gangster flicks of the year. This week, Ridley Scott's American Gangster, estimated to be the black equivalent of the Godfather/Scarface phenomena, drops this week, and we can almost guarantee it will meet the expectations of those waiting. The film follows the life of Harlem kingpin, Frank Lucas, documenting his rise from dopeboy to Dope King. With an amazing ensemble cast of revered actors, and hip hop superstars, American Gangster lives up to its name, without the unnecessary shoot 'em up scenes. Russell Crowe definitely does his thing (for lack of better words.) However, I couldn't really tell the difference between this Denzel, and Denzel from Man on Fire, or Deja Vu, or...Denzel in real life. We're still waiting for him to play the part he was born to play: a down and out, crazed and deranged crack head, even better a tranny crack head, then we'll be the judge of his acting skills. The point is its a good movie, to the point and subtle. How did you do it Ridley? Maybe it was by giving each rapper about 5 lines for all 3 hours of the film. RZA?? What are you doing here?

We dig it...

Fuck a dollar, we make it rain Euros, HOLLA!

M.I.T.C.H. (ft. Uffie & Feadz) - Fais Rentrer Les Euros (Unreleased Audioporno remix) (Direct Link)

BLOC PARTAYYYY!!

I mean we love Bloc Party, but is it just us or does Flux remind anyone else, of the really irritating redundant techno song that came out in like 2001? What's that? Yes, Darude's Sandstorm, that's the one!

BEOWULF A 3-D Epic Poem??

What the hell took so long for this to come out?? We had to rely of cliff's and spark's notes, with the quizzes that asked the most useless and general questions. Now these lucky Generation Z bastards not only get Beowulf, with blood-shed and soft-porn, but with 3-D projection?? Trash. What's next the Canterbury Tales HBO mini-series, or even better lets get Oedipus Rex in the Imax theatres, starring the color blind kid from Little Miss Sunshine, and naked High School Musical chick.

Beowulf and Angelina Jolie Give 3-D a Second Chance in Hollywood

We Lost the Night

Shouldn't have left you without a dope blurb to feed on (ok, that was weak) , but CMJ week had us all kinds of fucked up, and we're still trying to recover the braincells that were lost during the mad week of debauchery, and hearing good, but mostly average bands play. By sunday we just needed to breathe, and do something normal, like go see a movie. What movie you ask?? James Gray's We Own the Night. Folks, sad to report this, but the movie did no justice to the title, and left us asking several questions. Was there a plot? Who screened this and said it was a go? Can we have their heads on a platter? Why didn't we just loop the trailer, and call it a movie? If we run really fast backwards, will we get those 2 hours of our lives back? Did James Gray finish elementary school? And last but not least...this is a joke, right?

CMJ in da house

We're not going to front like we're not a little titillated by the commencement of the CMJ week festivities, we're hyped! How could we not be? There's the free shows, the swag, more excuses to get completely inebriated, and then claim its all about networking. We kicked last night off with the dubFrequency/IMeem party a.k.a. the Chi-rapper session at 205 Club. The Cool Kids rocked the stage, along with several of their other homies from the Windy City. The unobvious stand out act had to be Hollywood Holt, who came correct with the vibe, and the rhymes. Note to underground semi-famous artists: We understand you want to introduce us to your new shit, but keep it to a verse and the hook. Short and sweet, my friends!! Stick to the songs on your myspace playlist that we all know. Trust us, we're right. The flowing bud and the burning bud upgraded the night to a win, however we were left wondering..."Where the fuck is our swag?!?"

Next up Fool's Gold at Hiro, but shit 10 dollars...

We dig it...

Well I'll be damned...Who knew you could get this quality from the good ol' US of A. I mean not to be unpatriotic or anything, but Euro-electro was running the game for a minute. For those of you into the movement keep your eye out for the Los Angeles' Young Americans, coming very hard for a takeover.

Young Americans-Cold Act ILL (Direct Link)

DAFT PUNK Does LOUIS

We realize this is a bit passé, but we had to do it, because the mix is just so wacky, and we knew the fashionista's would appreciate this. So dig it like we do, damn it!

Mos Def? JUSTICE? Spank Rock? WHAT?

We not mad at it, quite the opposite, we are elated! First Mos Def moves to Downtown Records, which is cool, we're happy to see the man move to more updated things, but now he's doing a remix of D.A.N.C.E.?? This could either be diabolically genius, or the worst idea Mos ever had. We're keeping our fingers crossed for the former.

Mos Def Signs to Downtown Recordings, Remixes Justice's "D.A.N.C.E." With Spank Rock

Blue Magic...because we had to do it

We had the trailer, now we gots da real deal.

Rating: half a thumb up...

Enjoy.

Clarification

Proof that youtubeland has managed to blur the line that seperates pure talent from pure buffoonery. So guys, just to clarify, Tay Zonday is not an artist, so if you did drop 15 bills to see Chocolate Rain live, you should recalculate your worth to society. If you were too ashamed to catch the show live, but still crave you some Tay...(we feel for you) here's a treat:

Zonday live in Minneapolis

Let me buy you a drink

Now we always had a gut feeling about hitting that vodka open bar. We would like to extend our gratitude towards the aussie doctors who have finally proven that our alcoholism isn't in vain, and that hangover is just temporary pain.

Doctors save man with vodka drip

We dig it...

Chopped it up, screwed it up, made that shit sound new again.

Miss Dade County ft. Trina- Just a Girl

Vintage Video of the Week

Grandmaster Flash- White Lines

Wipe your noses off!

Kudos Waxploitation!

Here's one instance we won't condone downloading an album:

Waxploitation readies Darfur charity compilation

So how about it, Scrooges? Use that milk money to support a good cause. It could be your good deed for the week, year, or decade.

Lil' Mama does Britney

"You've been warned by the voice of the young"

...lil' mama you're not 17, you don't believe it, we don't believe it. However, good call on the Spears remix, this should definitely score you some fans from the crack princess's corner.

Lil' Mama-Gimme More (Download Preview)

Just Listen

Pete Rock and Jim Jones on the same track...but why?

Pete Rock ft Jim Jones & Max B.- We Roll (Link)

Sucker of the year award goes to...

HAHA!

Sorry Dongmei Li. Most smart people know you never purchase first gen. apple anything! Good luck with that lawsuit, reacher!

Vintage Video of the Week

E.U.- Doin da Butt

Spike direct more videos, the end...

To cop or not to cop??

Radiohead's new album: pay what you want

For those of you who aren't quite sure if you should purchase Radiohead's Rainbow, we compiled list of reason that may encourage or deter you from going for the exclusive box set:

Spend that paper:

1. You'll hear oooohs and aaahs, as your dates admire your music collection, which includes the new Radiohead jewel.

2. If Radiohead helped you get through a really tough time, and convinced you to put down that fistful of valium. You owe them your life, cheapskate!

3. If you're checking cheddar like a food inspector, then what the hey.

4. This could sucker other artists into pulling the same stunt.

OR

Hold on to that paper:

1. How do you put a price on that says its up to you, and expect us to actually shell out cash?

2. The album was put together in 10 days...nuff said.

3. Less dough for the dro.

4. You never paid for music in the first place, why start now.

We dig it...

Cool Kids-Black Mags

If we ride bikes, rock doorknockers, and an asymmetrical haircut, does that mean we can be part of the cool squad?

alright rockstar!

Who knew one day rap artists would be making trailers for their unreleased videos. I personally want to shout out our homeboy Elias, we see you kid...literally.

Blue Magic Trailer

Check it before the man deletes it, that means...IMMEDIATELY!

Hi Mr. O'Reilly!

Billy Droppin' that Naledge

Its good to know that deep down underneath all that melanin black people still have a shot a success, because once you get past that dark skin, you get to realize they are just like regular white folk...Everything's finally falling into place.

JUST SAY NO

There's a reason Guru is being given away for free. You call it an all natural non-carbonated energy drink?? We call it ARSENIC!

But by all means try one of these beverages being served up by satan's minions.

Side effects may include excessive sweating, loss of consciousness, muscule deterioration, heart palpitations, minor stroke...etc

Wait, wait, wait...WHAT?

We'll just let you guys marinate in this one...

Police: 'Hungry' Man Rips Off Duck's Head

ARRGHFF?? (the sound of total confusion)

We're not too sure how we feel about this comeback...

It ain't over till the fat lady spits!

Here are some rules for your next album Queenie:

Must have a song featuring Jimmy Fallon.

Must not have any songs featuring Eugene Levy.

No track can sound anything like Bananas (one time was enough)

Must remake either Ladies First or U.N.I.T.Y adding 2007 to the title, making it download friendly.

Must release a double disc being one part Rap other part Jazz disaster previously released, in order to clear obscure storage facility, and enable regifting (cd can serve as a coaster, frisbee, or chew toy)

Vintage Video of the Week

MICHAEL JACKSON- SPEED DEMON

Can we paly this song more, during the 80s/90s block at the various "hotspots"...Poison's been played out. THANKS!

A treat for the Myspace fiends

Like office productivity hasn't suffered enough...Something tells me that this move may be problematic for human existence:

MySpace launches ad-supported mobile Internet service

Dear IPHONE: PARTING WAS SUCH SWEET SORROW

Last week: wanted it...
Last night: found it...
Two hours ago: gave it back to an ungrateful broad, and what a dumb decision that was.

Moral? Doing the right thing doesn't always payback!

The Darjeeling Limited

Despite coming in with a slow start (proven by old lady no.1 shamelessly snoring/growling during the opening), Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited restores my faith in the director since the Squid and the Wale. Wilson, Brody, and Schwartzman give exceptional performances as the Whitman Doucebag brothers (but how hard was that?) The film is a humorous and touching contribution from Anderson. So check it this fall, or don't. What do we care.

it's not TV, after all

HBO's newest is the "raw, edgy" Tell Me That You Love Me, a show about three couples who find themselves seeking out the help of the same therapist. I feel a better name for this show would have been Tell Me That You Wanna Fuck Me, due to the extreme nature of the first episode I watched. I'm no prude, I just didn't expect such bare-ass action right after Larry David.

But beyond the sex, and the talking about sex, and the dissecting of the sex, there is something compelling about the show. While others may disagree, I'm all in favor of rich people problems as entertainment. I enjoy watching upper-middle class folk complain, and if that's what you're into--complex interactions between complex people, long, painful steps for human beings to find their way back to one another--then tune in this Sunday to watch. And if that isn't your thing, well, just watch for the sex.

WTF?!?

Is it wrong that we find humor in this?

Georgia Man Dies After Armless Man Headbutts Him During Fight

apologies to the easily offended.

Brand New Jazzy

As we requested Jazzy Jeff's myspace friendship a couple of years ago for shits and giggles, we woulda never thunk he had this little jewel up his sleeve. Get some!

and another one...

Really OJ? Armed robberry was a good idea? Let's see this crime star get out of this pickle sans Cochran (RIP).

christenin'

Let's start the show!

no blog manifesto yet.

enjoy.