Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Hit me baby one more time!
Just when you thought the Spears family reputation couldn't get any worse, Jaime Lynn comes in to save the day. The 16-year-old Nickalodeon star announced her pregnancy yesterday. We hate to jump on the bandwagon with this piece of info, but the news left us all kinds of confused, and we felt the need to ask a few questions.
Was Jamie trying to steal the attention from Britney "tabloid slut" Spears?
Is there a lack of contraception in the Wonderful World of Spears, and can how can we stop the family from reproducing?
Why didn't Mama Spears pull a Papa Knowles, and force the sucker into marrying Jamie and THEN act surprise when the pregnancy was announced?
Who is the new lucky fellow who will be collecting a child support check?
K-fed, any comments?
Is it wrong that we want to quit our jobs, turn paparazzo and stalk Jamie?
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Mazel Tov!
You might say that the Soulja Boy parodies are over done, but this was one makes the cut. So enjoy!
Monday, December 10, 2007
S-N-Double-O-P D-O Double Gizzy
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Man, if there was ever a bad idea, in the world of buffonery, documenting Snoop's take on fatherhood, without a doubt takes the cake. So, whoever the Wiz behind E! is must have dropped some e (pun intended) before deciding to film the first season of Fatherhood. The reality acting sucks, the kids aren't funny nor are they cute, and Snoop's hilarity is in short sporadic doses, not enough for a half hour show. When a foot has gangrene, you amputate it. Shall I clarify? Kill the show, you don't want the network to go down, because of a small act of idiocity, or making a decision after hitting chron with Dogg. If you're not convinced watch the pilot, then holler at me.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
ME I WANT A HOOOOOOLLLAAHHOOOPPPPP!!!
In the days of 3D animation, and anime, we must look bad teary eyed and reminisce on the 2D cartoons of yesteryear. With the push of the new and not necessarily improved Chipmunks movie, we had to remind you of what they were like in the 80s: Alvin was the cool kid and didn't appear rabid, and the Chippettes were so F*ing fly. Exhibit A above, is a look back at the good old days, when the chipmunks made some damn good music (remember the movie where they had to find all the dolls with the diamonds...CLASSIC.) Don't front like you don't have one of their songs in your Ipod.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
God rest his soul...
Its another sad day in the world of hip-hop, as UGK says goodbye to one half of the duo. The legendary Pimp C was found dead in his L.A. hotel room, early this morning, before he got his real chance to shine. Rest in peace playa...
Monday, December 3, 2007
The Wiz: Reloaded
The much hyped Wizard of Oz remake finally made its way to the boobtube last night featuring creepy ass flying monkeys, along with creepy but lovable Deschanel, portraying a post-modern Dorothy a.k.a DG. The series manages to suck you in, despite the pitiful performances, and the obvious CG effects. The forces behind the projects clearly didn't think the original plot was thick enough, with their added family secret drama, and DG's undiscovered superpowers that go beyond glittery mary janes. It may all seem a bit absurd, but we can't wait to see what happens next. We're currently taking bets on who's ass is getting beat down, in the inevitable kung fu style show down between the DG and the witch (who also happens to be DG's power hungry bitch of a sister.) Have no fear if you missed the first episode, as Sci-fi will not fail to rerun the episode all through tonight, and into a little bit of tomorrow morning. By the way where the fuck did Toto go?
Sunday, December 2, 2007
We dig it...
This bitch is WILD, but we can't stop staring at the screen, its got to be that gold body suit.
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